Young children and married men are the most oppressed people in this world. One thing these two groups share is that they both have leashes. While a married man's leash is figurative, there are children out there who literally have leashes! The married man's leash is self-imposed-- they did choose to be married after-all-- but a child's leash is not; so I will speak on their behalf.
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If you have not heard of or seen a child on a leash, consider yourself lucky. It is such a sad sight to see a young kid with a leash on, being walked by their parents. Just hold the kids hand! If you're that worried that your kid will run off, or will misbehave; just be a better parent. What do you think goes through a child's head when they have a leash on?
"Ooh, a doggy! wait, I have a leash on just like he does. This is some bulls*#*t!"
In an effort to not look overly cruel, and to fool the kids, some parents use leashes that look like stuffed animal backpacks. That's not fooling anyone. The kid knows that whenever he tries to run and get the skittles, you yank him back.
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So parents, please do not put your child on a leash. Just follow what the next image says.
hahaha those pictures are so funny...... yet so creepy. I'm with you; no more kids on leashes
ReplyDeleteThere are so many kids with the stupid little animal back packs that come into the museum. I can't even tell you how many times i've had this conversation with my coworkers.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you posted this because I can't tell you how furious I get when I children on leashes. Putting animals on leashes is already bad enough,but people...really??? How as a parent can you not be totally ashamed and embarrassed of the fact that in order to control your kid, you have to literally tie them to you. PATHETIC! I love that you consider married men to be an actual oppressed group...that is hilarious! Please don't get married if that is how you feel! :)
ReplyDeleteMy sister-in-law uses one of those leash backpacks for my niece, so my brother taught his daughter to bark whenever his wife tried to put it on her.
ReplyDeleteand the married men line? gold.
You can't hear it, but I'm chuckling real loud. Great blog.
ReplyDeleteThe child on a leash thing is just weird.
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